Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
There was a lot of him and a little penis
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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