so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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