Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Reggie can tackle my bush.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
