Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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