so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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