Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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