I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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