So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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