You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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