We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
My ass is underappreciated
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
