I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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