After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
So many bounce houses so little time
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
All the doctor said was why
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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