I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Randomize
