he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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