He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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