Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Help me help you realize you are a moron
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