Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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