he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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