you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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