question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Randomize
