just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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