Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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