I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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