ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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