Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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