I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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