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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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