Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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