What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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