we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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