Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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