I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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