Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
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