Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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