I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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