God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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