Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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