I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Randomize
