she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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