At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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