TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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