ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
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