every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Shame is for Republicans.
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