my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Randomize
