what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
this beer tastes like vomit already
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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