Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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