haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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