sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
True college students do jello shots in the library
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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