? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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