David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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