That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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