What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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