He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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