people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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